50 golden sentences describing gender relations
1. It is an emergency for a man to kiss a woman, and it is a premeditated incident for a woman to kiss a man.
2. Traditional men are very pure before marriage and start to fuck after marriage; modern men fuck before marriage and become honest after marriage.
3, “Do you still love me?
“In this sentence, a woman will kiss a man for the first time, be touched by a man for the first time, go to bed with a man for the first time, and ask a few times each time the man makes the first money.
4. “Do you still love me?
In this sentence, men usually try to kiss each other for the first time, try to touch the other person for the first time, try to go to bed with the other person for the first time, and ask each of them several times when their career enters a trough.
5, before marriage men borrow money to make women eat well, after marriage women borrow money to make men eat well.
6, men have affair is reflected in more and more busy work, women have affair is reflected in the dishes made more and more salty.
7. It is difficult for a man to go to bed with a woman for the first time, and it will become easier and easier in the future; it is easier for a woman to go to bed with a man for the first time, and it will become more and more difficult in the future.
8. After a man makes money, he wants to divorce his wife. If a man cannot make money, his wife wants to divorce him.
9, traditional women are very honest before giving birth, after the birth of children began to think of non-feature; modern women want to enter into non-feature before giving birth, become honest after giving birth.
10. Men like to keep accounts when they have no money at home, and women like to keep accounts when they have money at home.
11. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, he has a good relationship with his mother-in-law; no matter how well a woman has a relationship with her husband, her relationship with her mother-in-law is also bad.
12, women are anxious when men do not make money, women regret when men make money.
13, the man entrusted his girlfriend to his buddies to take care of him, and finally the girlfriend became his brother’s wife, and the buddies took care of it; the woman entrusted his boyfriend to his sister’s care, and the sister became a boyfriend’s wife, and the sisters also becameNot become.
14, when men are thinking about ML, they must not be their wives, women are thinking about their husbands.
15. A failed man likes to compare his wife with others, and a successful woman likes to compare her husband with others.
16. A man who is fined for parking illegally will quarrel with the police, and the woman will persuade him; a woman who is illegally parked with a ticket will quarrel with the man next to him, and the police will persuade him.
17. The biggest trouble for men is too little money, and the biggest trouble for women is too much money.
18. Men’s favorite and most useless things are laptops, while women’s favorite and most useless things are shoes.
19. Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, and women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.
20, men have an affair because they have a premeditated plan, and women have an affair because of loneliness.
21, a man has a lover called conquest, a woman has a lover called stupidity.
22. When a woman says “hate” to you, she shows that she likes you. When a man says “hate” to you, he really hates you.
23. Before the age of 40, the woman had the idea of changing her husband. After the age of 40, the man had the action of changing his wife.
24. Men are good at discovering the advantages of others’ wives, and women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.
25. Men and women quarrel in the car and get angry. If a woman is driving, she will slam the brakes. If a man is driving, he will slam the accelerator.
26. Men who have money first change their phones, then cars, then houses, and finally change clothes; women who have money have the opposite.
27. Men learn English to prove that they are good, while women learn English to prove that they are not good.
28. The poorest men do not bargain for food, and the richest women also have to bargain.
29. Behind successful men, there is a woman’s support, and behind successful women, there are a bunch of men’s support.
30. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; the woman that men like the most is Pan Jinlian.
31, men look at women, the most beautiful when in love, the most common after marriage, the worst when divorced, and become beautiful after divorce; women look at men, the most sincere when in love, the most boring after marriage, the most false before divorce, and change after divorcesincere.
32. For a man, the most beautiful woman is an unavailable woman; for a woman, the smartest man is a man who already owns it.
33. No matter how clever a woman is, she is confused in her appearance, and even a stupid man is sober in her appearance.
34, women are always afraid of men, and men are always disgusted when they go to bed; men are always women, and they are afraid of women.
35, the most embarrassing thing for a man is that his wife drinks too much to entangle his friends; the most embarrassing thing for a woman is that her friend’s friends are drunk and entangle themselves.
36. When a woman says “I know I’m not pretty” to a man, a man must never agree; when a man says “I’m actually a failure” to a woman, the woman absolutely must disagree. 37. A man who does not want property at the time of divorce must not be a good man; a woman who does not want property at the time of divorce must be a good woman.
38. A man gives a woman’s corset, indicating that he wants to establish a lover’s relationship; a woman sends a man’s underwear, indicating that he has already had a lover’s relationship.
39, women are kind because of stupidity, men are stupid because of kindness.
40, a woman’s unit sends a thousand dollars, she will tell a man to send a thousand dollars, tell her friend to send five hundred; a man unit sends a thousand dollars, he will tell a woman to send five hundred, tell her friendFifteen thousand.
41. The man who is least afraid of his wife at home does not dare to oppose his mother-in-law; the woman who is most afraid of her husband at home also dares to oppose his mother-in-law.
42, women are spending money on their own husbands in the future, and men are spending money on other women in the future.
43. When men face a group of women, do not discuss the appearance; when women face a group of men, do not discuss the issue of wealth.
44. Women like to hear a man say that another woman is hard to see; men like to hear a woman say that another man is a failure.
45. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; when men comfort men, they often say that another man is miserable.
46. The dumbest time for a man is to wear a suit to work for the first time, and the dumbest time for a woman is to wear a camisole for the first time.
47. Beautiful women like to praise the beautiful clothes of other women. Rich men like touting other men’s high income. The end result is to bring the topic to themselves.
48. Returnee men also need to add a few words of English when they speak Chinese to Chinese; returnee women also have a few words of Chinese when they speak English to foreigners.
49. Men read PhD because of low IQ, and women read PhD because of low EQ.
50. It is a habit for men to lie, and it is necessary for women to lie.